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Traffic History

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Out of season, a small road story. Stride slowly on a viscous, not for the winter wet and loose way. With irritation slap the soles of his boots on the snow limp. Bold, large spray flying from my spanking far different directions. I do not pay them for their attention. The road is empty. Besides from me on it no one else. Who else wants to test himself at night during winter in this godforsaken road.

Sadomasochism in my hand, ordinary mockery. Not of great joy I put myself in such torment. Away from the busy highway road out of fuel in my car. Appeared in front of the lights. Village or village.

I go there with the hope to help me. That's the end of village. The first five houses scare me with their views. It seems that they long ago abandoned. Neglect, if not ruin gives them. In the sixth house parked car. rm=.e98c7ec30109’>Secretary of Agriculture, who has experience with these questions. It may be, and for me. Who could refuse such a while in trouble for the driver. Kolocha at the door. Not only refused, but also sent. Sent not for fuel. Far beyond that. And a second home as a car. Knock at his door at home, this time with less hope. And here sent, but a closer look. Miles in six gas station is located. There and solve all my problems. And on this thank you. That's another house. Dilapidated and old, but the windows lit the light. What can help me here? And if. Koloch in these windows. The bright-eyed old man out of the crib, where a number of pig rusty old 'Moskvich', dragged me to a can of gasoline. His grandmother treats me with tea and homemade cherry jam. Scrumptious in her tea. Not from tea bags. C herbs. Causes of dry Shoed warm boots, before it was kind of my feet warm knitted socks. Our neighbors? And what we are neighbors. They are from the regional city. The village came only on weekends. Rural, has its and almost does not remain here.

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Mercedes Inspector

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By the way, some of them at the same time trying to flirt and even (for example, while brushing away a tear and hair straightening). To impress the inspectors such scenes is difficult to control if we assume Mercedes latest model. First, if a married man – then surely something like it to periodically have to see the house, and your attempts will not cause him nothing but indifference to you and sincere human compassion – to your husband (boyfriend, dad, brother). Second, even a callow young man understands that to be led by female hysteria – the last thing, and far more sensible to wait a bit until the "storm dies down." Should not propose Inspector number of your home or mobile phone. Firstly, due to the specifics of their work, each inspector listens to a lot of these offers. Second, a traffic police officer for educational purposes may behave not a gentleman (but I will note this will be true): fixed the right vonarushenie narushitelnitsu and releasing it on his ka nalam will put it on the necessary information (address, real phone number, the coordinates of a husband or parents, etc.), then call my husband and tell him about the behavior of the dearest wife. In the absence of her husband, this information can bring to the attention of parents or to inform the workplace narushitelnitsu, etc.

If you're in a cast skill goes too far and the traffic police inspector just tired all the spectacle, he does not further ado, call up the police and will take you where you want to, thereby giving a good excuse to have sincere tears. By the way, we can do without calling attire – any traffic police officer is an employee of the police, and therefore has every right to self-sufficient but you transmit to the department to ascertain all the circum-stances. So, ladies, if you intentionally or unwittingly violate-sewn traffic rules and for this reason that you stopped by traffic police – do not do stupid things, arranging something like a bad casting actresses and awkward, and honestly admit their guilt and humanly ask the inspector does not punish you too harshly. The last – the surest way, and if penalties for the offense may be applied at a certain range (eg, a fine of 300 to 800 rubles) – inspector will surely meet you.